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Post by dentdaddy on Mar 27, 2012 16:15:27 GMT -5
I'm doing a lot of posting today waiting for a phone call so I thought I'd post a Joke. Five old high school buddies decide to meet for breakfast after not seeing each other for over 20 years. After breakfast one guy suggests that they continue their camaraderie the next morning by going fishing. One fellow says he will have to check with his wife first, so he calls her on his cell phone.....he quickly hangs up and says " I can't go , the wife says I have to stay home and clean the house and do the laundry." So....early the next morning the other 4 guys arrive at the lake, and they notice that their henpecked buddy is sitting at the dock with his line in the water. The other guys say "What happened, we thought you said you couldn't go." Their buddy reply's "Well, the strangest thing happened last night.....when i was watching T.V. the wife came up behind me complementing me for agreeing to stay home and do the house work....as I turned around I could see she was in her flimsy nighty.....she then whispered in my ear, that as a reward, I could go upstairs with her, and tie her to the bed, and do whatever I wanted.
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Post by Marc (NJ) on Mar 27, 2012 16:32:48 GMT -5
LOL Bob. Love it!
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Post by dentdaddy on Apr 8, 2012 0:00:42 GMT -5
2 Jokes I heard from a little black kid at a fire scene, when I worked on the Fire Department....this kid was hilarious.
Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella....Fa drizzel What does Snoop Dog use to keep his shirts so white.....Bleeeotch
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Post by dentdaddy on Apr 8, 2012 0:15:29 GMT -5
An old joke about friendship.....really kind of true when you think of it. A Knight was preparing to go to battle. He summoned his best friend and told him, "Tomorrow, I will fight to the death against one of my rivals......Take this key, it is to my chambers,where you will find all of my belongings, and my wife......If I should die in battle, you can have my wife." "If I am the victor and return safely, I would like my key back." Shortly after riding off into the woods, the Knight heard horse hoofs thundering up behind him......it was his buddy who said - "Hey are you sure you gave me the right key, this one won't fit"
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Post by Marc (NJ) on Apr 8, 2012 8:52:17 GMT -5
;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by dentdaddy on Apr 10, 2012 9:30:05 GMT -5
This ones a hard one to remember, but if told right always gets a laugh.
Two PDR guys were standing outside looking for hail, when they were suddenly stuck by a bolt of lightning. In an instant they were standing in front of Saint Peter at the pearly gates...... Saint Peter checked his book and said: "Hey I'm sorry guys, but you can't just come in here without an appointment, and I don't see your names here in my book".
The smarter of the two replied: " We do flawless PDR work, there has to be a need for a couple of guys like us in heaven'.
Saint Peter said : "I'm sorry, but if you guys were Artists, or Musicians, or Poets, we might be able to find a spot for you.....but even then, I would only have one opening, so....I'm afraid you guys will have to go to hell"
Without blinking an eye the smarter guy said : "Hey man, didn't you know that all PDR guys are also Poets ?"
Amused, Saint Peter said: "O.K. make up a poem using the word Timbuktu, and whoever has the best poem, I shall admit into heaven."
The smart guy instantly recited - As I walked across the blazing sand I came upon a caravan The sun was hot The sky was blue It's destination....Timbuktu
The other PDR guy, who was a little slower, kept asking for more time, but eventually came up with -
Uhhh... Tim and I, a hiking we went We spied three maidens in a tent Since there were three, and us but two... I bucked one and Tim Bucked Two
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